Hier könnt ihr euch auskotzen!

[joungle Jones]

If you have difficulty reading these safety instructions, pleae ring the call button so the flight attendant can escort you from the plane. Clearly, you are a foreigner/terrorist and should be treated with suspicion, hostility and disgusted contempt. WARNING: if you are a strict and outspoken vegetarian/vegan, democrat/republican, fundamentalist, pro-life/pro-choice mouthpiece, flag waver/flag burner, smoker/nonsmoker, J-Dub/diarhetics Pimp, or a happily-maried homophobe, please follow the lighted pathway to the emergency exit. We have conveniently provided you with a well-ventilated soapbox lounge and megaphone through which to voice your opinions.

M. Keenan

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